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The Dictionary definition of Vicarious is: 1. performed, exercised, received, or suffered in place of another: vicarious masterbation. |
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And so our dear surfers who have so unexpectedly reached this vicariously sexy site, we have done our homework. In fact we, the owners of this happy blue site, have worked umpteen hours and days lurking about, surfing around, generally going where no Roman Emperor named Vicarious had gone before. Wait was there a Roman Emperor named Vicarious? Well dammit if there wasn't there is now! And he was a teenophile, a hottieophile, and generally a perverted old emperor who loved to go smackity-smack while viewing naked teen girls fondling themselves and flitting about in the Roman Baths! How the poor bastard lived without the interent we will never understand, but alas fair traveller you now have come upon our hallow'd shores and need moveth no further, for we hereth have scanned the internet, with tired fingers, hairy palms, and sweaty groins and have found the best of the best of nude girls for your viewing pleasure! So sit back, save us as a favorite, come back all the time and enjoy doing what Emperor Vicarious never got to do -- look at naked girls on the internet! |
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To start our tactile quest around the lithe bodies of Vicarious' Nymphs here are some of our favorite video clips: |
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The Empire's Strongest Provinces:
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...And then the Great General Vicarious moved against him enemies who were trying to destory the Land of Satin and Lace! Vicarious moved his legions to attack and the Puritans of Nopantyus Boringus fell with the sweep of the great blade of Vicarious and the unyielding strength of his Panty Legions. The Armies of Puritanical Vapidity felt the crush of his power over the World Wide Web and begged for mercy from his vast Hoardes of Hotties. He stepped back and gazed over his conquered lands and smiled, he saved the Land of Satin and Lace for another day of happy surfing. |
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...But the battle is never won forever. For when the Great General Vicarious had won many victories in the Frontier for the great Empire of Internet Porn, he still was besieged from both without and within. But he did not let a heavy heart sadden him and stop his rise to power and influence. No, he continued onward through the internet, finding the hottest of the hot, the sweetest of the sweet, then teenest of the teens, with the most supple bodies, the reddest lips, firmest breasts, and wettest pussies. He worked and fought and never let "Those who would ruin internet porn" prevail over his quest. And in time, Vicarious became Emperor. Not over the entire internet, no he was not foolish enough to think he owned the internet, no he became Emperor of his own small realm, a realm where anyone could visit anytime of day and see that for which he has always quested....beautiful, naked women who love to show off their soft bodies for our viewing pleasure.
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More Videos from Vicarious' Favorite Venusian Delights! |
He joined forces with the Land of Satin and Lace. He worked hard to make friends with the Realms of Hardcore Porn, for they had much power and wealth. He enjoyed good diplomatic ties with the peoples of many lands, for he knew that to continue his quest for MORE PORN would be a long and continuous struggle filled with hours of surfing, copying, downloading, cropping and endless palm-gripping toil, but he did not stop. He would never stop! |
Many more Legendary Provinces:
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Augustus Caesar prefers these :
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The Nymphettes of the Bacchanal:
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